Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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