Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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