I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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