Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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