Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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