I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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