I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
My mom just told me that the key to a successful marriage is never seeing your partner take a shit.
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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