Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
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