have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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