..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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