I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
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