He asked to "fluff my boner.."
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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