I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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