No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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