On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
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