We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I wannas sexs uuuuu
I'm drunk at a fancy martini bar, wearing jeans, drinking cheap vodka that I brought in my purse. Got thrown out of court for using my cell phone. All in all calling Thursday a success.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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