Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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