help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
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