you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
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