Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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