Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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