is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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