I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
She bit a glass in half.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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