I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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