How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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