If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
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