what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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