Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
Randomize
