Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
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