He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
I checked into jail on foursquare
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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