Your tits are I can't wait for
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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