i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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