what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
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