Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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