question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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