let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
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