remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Randomize
