Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
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