love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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