My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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