You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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