just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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