coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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