I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
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