I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Randomize
