girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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