fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
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