theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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