I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
two words...techno handjob
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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