So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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