New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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